Crash: Did you hit me with your right hand or did you hit me with your left?
Nuke: Huh?
Crash: Did you hit me with your right hand or did you hit me with your LEFT?
Nuke: My left.
Crash: Good! That's good; when you get in a fight with a drunk you don't hit him with your pitching hand. God, I can't keep giving you these free lessons so quit screwin' around and help me up.
Braves right-hander Jeff Bennett has been placed on the 15-day disabled list a day after breaking his left hand when he punched a door in frustration. Bennett on Thursday said he was angry after allowing inherited runners to score on Alex Rodriguez's two-run single in Atlanta's 8-4 loss to the New York Yankees on Wednesday night .



Stupid ? ... Yes .....
But ~ At least the guy cares .... J.D. drew will sit with a hang nail , the biggest wuss in Baseball.... And Dice - K isn't much better ...........
I hope he heals well, and fast , and brings that fire back to the mound ...
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Didn't Kevin Brown do the same thing either during the playoffs or very late in the season for the Yankees?
Why break your hand on a door when you could destroy a dugout watercooler?
Oh well, not like this dude was worth playing time anyways.