If you watched last night's Yankees-Indians game you noticed that Joba Chamberlain was bothered far more by the insects than he was by any of the Indians' hitters. And, if you didn't have the good sense to mute the broadcast, you heard Steve Phillips and Co. go on and on and on about the famous "midge" game from the 2007 Division Series. I watched enough of the game to get the gist, but whenever the announcers kept going back to that and their two or three other tired topics that didn't have much to do with the game, I flipped over to something far more worth my time.
Anyway, the game's events have tHeMARksMiTh looking back fondly at a time when grounds crews knew how to deal with bugs:
The night was June 2, 1959, and the Baltimore Orioles called upon the Chicago White Sox. Before the game started, gnats swarmed around pitcher Hoyt Wilhelm. The grounds crew came out and started batting at them with a towel, but it didn't work. Then, they went to find bug spray, but that wasn't the answer, either (sound familiar?). Finally, they get a bright idea. Smoke bombs! Attaching them to the fireworks display, the grounds crew set them off. Smoke covered the field, and the game was delayed a half an hour. However, the smoke cleared and the gnats were gone.
I suppose if they did that today there would be lawsuits and OSHA complaints and everything. But this is baseball we're talking about here, and baseball is important.



Hey, at least they didn't spray DDT all over the place.
Come on, Craig! If you don't think that Steve Phillips and Orel Hershiser agreeing strongly, repeatedly and at great length that the Yankees lost the DS due to bugs (the implication being that it could only happen in a backwater town like Cleveland because Steinbrenner would INSTANTLY stop a game should the visiting team be bothered by the environment), you just don't know entertainment.
That's what we do whenever we get a honeybee swarm come through (which is surprisingly not that uncommon). Get a metal trash can, fill it with paper or cardboard or whatever else is in your recycling can, douse it with some flammable aerosol, and smoke 'em out!
Set Phillips and Hershiser on fire, and the bugs will be gone. Use Joe Morgan as the starter, and the broadcast will be improved 1000%.