"It figures. I never get treated fairly. It's just me. It's exactly what I expected. I'm Milton Bradley. You expect me to be crazy and throw stuff and do whatever. Everything's thought out. I don't do anything spur of the moment, although it may seem like that. There's a reason for everything. Things happen and you move on. I don't have any regrets in life."
-- Milton Bradley, upon learning that his suspension for kinda-maybe-not-really bumping umpire Larry Vanover in April has been reduced to one game.


I didn't think that Milton Bradley deserved to be suspended for his "contact" with the umpire, but I might be changing my mind after his semi-entitled rap. I am sorry he "never get[s] treated fairly." That has to make his life pretty challenging. After all, it is not easy to be as skilled an athlete as he has worked to be and squander almost all of that talent at the highest level. An unfair life indeed.