"It figures. I never get treated fairly. It's just me. It's exactly what I expected. I'm Milton Bradley. You expect me to be crazy and throw stuff and do whatever. Everything's thought out. I don't do anything spur of the moment, although it may seem like that. There's a reason for everything. Things happen and you move on. I don't have any regrets in life."
-- Milton Bradley, upon learning that his suspension for kinda-maybe-not-really bumping umpire Larry Vanover in April has been reduced to one game.