Great moments in free agent compensation

I'm sure there's no way whatsoever that Yankees fans can use this to taunt Dice-K:

With the $51,111,111.11 posting fee the Lions earned from the Red Sox in the [Daisuke Matsuzaka] deal, they renovated the drab, outdated Seibu Dome, constructing concession stands and seating, resurfacing the playing field, installing an enormous video scoreboard and, most notably, building magnificent bathrooms with electronically warmed toilet seats . . .

. . . Each stall in the women's bathrooms holds a Toto Washlet, a toilet and bidet in one unit. These $1,500 fixtures provide a luxurious experience for fans, who may spend their time in the restrooms contemplating the full extent of Matsuzaka's legacy with the Lions. "It looked like a women's room in a nice hotel with the vanities and sinks," said Tere Garcia-Pena, visiting from Manhattan with her husband, Miguel. "It was just so nice and clean, I felt like I just wanted to keep going in there."